vacuuming spiderwebs out of the shower

It occurred to me this morning as I was doing exactly what the title says that if I weren't so effing lazy, I would make an excellent clean freak. I hate dust and filth, and yet because I am so lazy, it tends to collect around me in great drifts. Swirling eddies of dog and cat hair, sloughed human skin cells, crumbs, and other sundry particulate matter. It takes me days, sometimes, to react to a particularly egregious build-up of munge. If were a potentate in a grande palace, it would literally be festooned with crapulence if it weren't for my retinue of loyal minions. Ah, for some minions.