9.14.2005

President Bubble Boy

El Presidente has finally owned up to the abject failure of the fed'ral gummint to respond to NOLA's biblical smiting. Brownie has resigned, and not a moment too soon (though several moments too late). He did a heck of a job. Chertoff should share a cab with him.

Bushido says "I'm not going to defend the process going in, but I will defend the people on the front line of saving lives." I don't think anybody's questioning the efforts of the people on the ground - it's the continuing buffoonery at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave that people are worried about. It's the same thing with criticism of the war - "They're not supporting the troops!" Horseshit (sorry, Mom). This adminstration excels at refracting all dissent to some other, undeserving target, hoping to negate the critique. Well, It's not working any more - the press finally got its collective cajones back and started asking, in the immortal words of John Edwards, "Are you kidding me?!"

Time is reporting that one of Dubya's handlers had to make him a &%@^! DVD of the news coverage of Katrina so that our news-phobic Commander in Chief could undsertand the gravity of the situation. You see, our President doesn't watch the news or read the paper. The Leader of the Free World prefers to live in a little bubble, with his retinue of yes-people filtering reality for him. Yeah, yeah, liberal media blah blah shut it. He can watch FNN while reading the WSJ and the Weekly Standard for all I care. At the very least, the man should read and watch and think! instead of letting Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove feed him officially vetted newsbits while he works his glutes.

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