12.15.2005

to Ted Turner

Dude -

The Braves are for sale! Now is your time to bring back the glory days - the nicknames on the jerseys, the shirtless dugout antics, the whole shebangabang. Remember back when, before the 14 straight division titles, back when Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky ruled the bullpen, back when Terry Forster was a big tub of goo, before Time Warner and the fall of communism? Before the Internet and cell phones and CDs and Fox News? Back when it was fun to be an American? C'mon, man, do us a solid. Buy the Braves.

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