Bush masters mind control, talks to animals

I've been thinking about this a lot, and this morning my wife and I were discussing the many and varied skills of Condi Rice, she of the spicy footwear and mad, mad piano fu. Oh, yeah - and she's Secretary of State and she speaks Mongolian or whatever.

Consider the following: Ms. Rice holds a Master's from Notre Dame and a Ph.D; she was Provost of Stanford U. for six years; she's on the board of several major entities, not the least of which is the Rand Corporation, which through sophisticated computer analysis has successfully predicted the outcome of the Little League World Series every year since its inception; as mentioned previously, girl can play! Concert-level, son!

So, there's all that. And then she calls the President "My husband" in front of the Washington cognescenti at a swank dinner affair. What the deuce? I'll tell you, Stewie.

Mind Control.

We're talking about Masonic 33-degree Illuminati Ninja David Copperfield-style Mind Control. And George W. (Skull & Bones) Bush is a certified master. Why has she been a Bush sycophant since she was riding motorcross in Bakersfield? She served under Poppy, too. He's one too. Former Director of the CIA? Yeah, he's on that. Might as well change his name to Mentok right now.

Another amazing thing that Mr. Bush can do through his control of mind power is communicate with animals, as seen in this rare video capture (above) from the ultra-secret Global Congress of Animals, at Lake Victoria in 2004. He is seen at the podium with Global Animal Ambassador Edward Giraffe, Jr. and an unidentified cyborg. A representative of the ape press is in the foreground. Note the quality of the image - Bush's Mind Power is so strong that it interferes with electronic equipment.