Why was RuPaul on the Grammys last night?

Except it was Sly Stone!

Holy Towering Space Funk Overlord! First, they drag every musician they can find onto the stage, commencing a gawdawful caterwaul, then somebody defibs poor ol' Sly and pushes him out on stage, where he kind-of sings and pokes at a keyboard for a few minutes. Then, apparently realizing he's onstage in the middle of a million-dollar trainwreck, he exits - stage right.

Maybe it was the sight of Kanye wearing Africa Bambaata's sunglasses (or possibly the windshield from a Pontiac Solstice) that broke the evil spell cast on him by CBS execs.

Looking at that picture, though, all I can think is, "RuPaul really was Star Booty."