You got a low self opinion, man...

Henry Rollins was pegged by Aussie authorities as a terror threat because he was reading a book on a plane. Now, I know they's a bunch sub-literate backwater biker-bondage yahoos down there (except for the members of AC/DC), but for reading? C'mon, if anything, Henry is a threat because of his massive, rage-filled neck!

You know all those Chuck Norris facts being passed around? Almost all of those (except for the beard-centric ones) could be said of Henry, as well. He stands astride the stage, sweating profusely in soccer shorts, barefoot and closely cropped, unleashing a tidal wave of post-metal fury that no mere mortal could possibly contain. He must be lined with titanium.

If Ol' Hank poses any threat to the good people of Australia, it's that he will bring the Rock and level their civilization as an unintended consequence . They will stand among the rubble and wonder at the might of Rollins. If they're lucky, it's just a spoken-word tour.