I would like to apologize for my recent behavior in NYC

The thing about vampire peacocks is their stealth - who suspects a peacock? Bats, yes. Janice Dickenson, no doubt. But a peacock can roll right up on you and then BAM! you're undead, roaming the earth seeking fresh blood. Didn't see that coming!

So you can see why I had to act decisively. How did I know it was a vampie peacock? Well, it's a little like chicken sexing - you either have the knack, or you don't. And I have it.

And I had to take that bird out.


BTW - what a great band name: VAMPIRE PEACOCK.