I don't want to live in this world anymore...
I can't stand it.
A pudgy ventriloquist with a ^%@#^&$ puppet just won America's Got Talent, which I will not link to. Google it. He gets one million dollars and a gig in Vegas.
This Mike Douglas Show leftover just won a million bucks. As the hottest new act in America.
Did I mention the puppet? My sweet Lord. Is it 1954? I'm not denying that dude has some kind of skill, what with singing without moving his lips. Much. And working a puppet. But is this really, really the best new entertainment America has to offer?
I see more entertaining stuff on the street every day. Somewhere there's a homeless guy with a harmonica that could really have used that money.
A pudgy ventriloquist with a ^%@#^&$ puppet just won America's Got Talent, which I will not link to. Google it. He gets one million dollars and a gig in Vegas.
This Mike Douglas Show leftover just won a million bucks. As the hottest new act in America.
Did I mention the puppet? My sweet Lord. Is it 1954? I'm not denying that dude has some kind of skill, what with singing without moving his lips. Much. And working a puppet. But is this really, really the best new entertainment America has to offer?
I see more entertaining stuff on the street every day. Somewhere there's a homeless guy with a harmonica that could really have used that money.
posted by tay0 at 21:02
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