Vote Colbert '08

Apparently some folks think that Stephen Colbert's presidential campaign makes a mockery of American politics. Friends, I think that job has been done and done well. Hell, Alan Keyes is running! If someone put a box of thumbtacks on the ballot, I would really have to like the opponent to vote against it. I envy the fine people of South Carolina if they actually get a chance to vote for nacho cheese-flavored truthiness a la Colbert. I welcome the dadaist nuttery of Mike Gravel. Bring on the Black Vampire party (Herschel P. Chocula in 2008)! Can it really get any worse?