In praise of my Keen Green Danelectro

I've been playing this guitar out a bit, and it's quite the conversation starter. If I were still single, I'd take this guitar to parks like it was a baby or a small dog. Other guitarists want to know how I like it, they complement the tone, they remark on how cheap they are, etc. Civilians marvel at its retro styling; they ask if it's made out of cardboard, which it almost is. All's I can say bad about it is, if you like to shred up past the 12th fret, this is not your sled. But, if you like it snappy and funky with plenty of skronk, you can't miss with this one.