5.30.2008

Somebody has to tell me what up with Chocolate Genius


It's been too long, my man. I was rocking Black Yankee Rock in my car today, all loud with the windows down, trying to invoke the spirits. And your website hasn't been updated in two years!

Belief-O-Matic

According to this online quiz, my beliefs most closely match those of Liberal Quakers, with several forms of Buddhism bringing up the rear, I guess because mostly people should be cool with each other and that having stuff (of which I have a lot, and am always trying to figure out how to get rid of) is kinda bad for you. 

McClellan "intrigued" by Obama


Hey look - a political post! 

What with all the recent sex scandals and donut dust-ups, there's been plenty to go on about, but I just haven't been able to muster the energy to write about stuff, especially seeing as how the world is going to end and there's nothing we can do it about. 

Anyway - I saw this item about Scotty Mac and his man-crush on Obama, and I've been sort of tracking reaction to his new book, wherein he belatedly critiques the old company he used to work for (you know, that little Haliburton-BushCo joint venture up in DC), and I'm thinking, you know what? Too little, too late, Fat Head. You want to atone, to make nice? Here's an idea: 

Take the money you make off this book, buy a Greyhound pass, and go across the USA visiting every family who's lost someone in this godforsaken Iraq fiasco, and look them all straight in the face and tell them you're sorry. Apologize to them for helping sell this steaming pile to the American people, to the press, to us. You were the Wilford Brimley of Gulf War 2.0; you played a doctor on TeeVee. Smoking gun mushroom cloud yellow cake bullshit. You stood up in front of the press every day and did your little song and dance, and demeaned Richard Clarke for doing what you have now done, and helped sell out Valerie Plame, and ran interference for Karl Rove (you were Bandit to his Snowman). 

Yeah, that was you. Own that.

5.23.2008

Sickest dancer ever of all time



My secret summer crush is Fox's So You Think You Can Dance - this dude blew the roof off last night's audition show. I honestly don't know how far he can go in the show, but it doesn't matter. He's the all-time champ right NOW.

5.20.2008

All your gas are belong to Geo

Apparently, people are starting to figure out that driving around by themselves in giant vehicles is counterproductive. The solution? Say hello, again, to the Geo Metro - the diminutive three-banger that gets 40 mpg and can park sideways in your mailbox. 

Me? I just picked up a Toyota Yaris - a Euro-cute four-cylinder with all the bells and whistles one can fit into a gas-powered baby carriage. It gets about 40 mpg, the stereo is tuned such that Autechre sounds wicked good, and it can park sideway in my mailbox. 

5.18.2008

Belated RIP to Mr. Rauschenberg

5.05.2008

NIN remix files are up


Aching to get your post-industrial metal remix on? Follow the link above and grab the new NIN record The Slip in handy multitrack formats for GarageBand, Ableton Live, and good ol' raw audio files (I'm getting those now via torrent for the track "1,000,000" so's I can get all Pro Tools on it). And the record's pretty good, by the way. Oh, yeah - that's Belew over there working on some Nin-age.

the show


Sometimes you just have to take a moment, sit back, and watch the show.

5.03.2008

Down with P[eggy]

Peggy Noonan has some interesting commentary on the ongoing fascination with Jeremiah Wright, and what it all means for Senator Obama.

5.02.2008

So you wanna be a rock-n-roll star?



This is what you're up against!